), I crossed deserts and scaled mountains with my staff, (Moses brags about his treks from Egypt to the Promised Land, in which he carried his famous staff and climbed up Mount Sinai to receive the Ten Commandments.). ), (In Exodus 7:9 and Exodus 7:10, Moses is told to throw his staff down in front of the pharaoh and it would turn into a serpent, of which he does successfully. Stop with the unpaid labor and let my little people go. Listen. Mojo is originally a magic charm, talisman, or spell, but has since come to mean appeal or talent. ), My list says, "Killed Egyptian dude, buried him in sand. Browse more than 20,000 videos on AceShowbiz.com and find out our daily video collections. Moses vs Santa Claus. Begat deez nuts. Moses says that this is because of his weight.). He says, "With so much drama in the L-B-C," L-B-C referring to Long Beach, California. Posted on 12/09/2020 12/09/2020 by apho2018. (Santa knows if you've been "bad or good", and Moses possibly refers to "naughty" kids, meaning there's a sexual connotation to them, and Santa watches these kids in their sleep. ), ("Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" is a popular Christmas carol, and here, Santa says he's making his entrance to beat Moses. Share this: Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window) Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) Click to share on LinkedIn â¦ before the bread can rise you dummy. HISTORY Moses vs Santa Claus. Moses Versus! I read your book. He also wants Santa to keep away from his stocking, which is used to put presents in. (Moses was never told about Santa (mostly because he was from the 1200's BC, long before the story of Santa Claus was thought of). Snoop D-O-double-G (who went by Snoop Lion for a time) appeared in the Epic Rap Battles of History web series. I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer You represent sandals and a scraggly beard I'm from the North Pole That's why my rhymes are so cold! (Santa jabs at Moses resembling Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars since he wears robes in the same manner as him. A cold phrase generally refers to a phrase or rhyme that is cruel.). It featured the Jewish prophet, Moses, rapping against the magical figure of Christmas, Santa Claus. (Moses literally broke the first tablets with the Ten Commandments written on it when he was enraged by the sight of the Children of Israel worshiping a Golden Calf (this act of worshiping other gods was also forbidden with accordance to the Ten Commandments). I spit diamonds but I'm â¦ It's kinda hard talking directly to the G-O-single-D. (The next line is also from "Gin and Juice", in which Snoop says, "It's kinda hard being Snoop D-O-double-G." In this line, he talks about the drama making it difficult to communicate with God.). Moses VS Santa Claus Epic Rap Battles Of History [Santa Claus] Sweet robes, Obi Wan-too-many days in the sun Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! Santa is very fat and sort of looks like Papa Smurf, as they both have white beards and wear red clothing. ), (To deck means to decorate something or knock someone to the ground with a punch. Also, because the waters of the Red Sea smothered the Egyptians after the Jews crossed it, Moses could be found to have killed them. Audio samples provided courtesy of iTunes. Moses VS Santa Claus [Santa Claus] Sweet robes, Obi Wan-too-many days in the sun Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! 2:20. Burning bush, in this case, is referring to drugs, like weed, which is "taken" by smoking it, and Santa says it may be making Moses go crazy. ), You're a prostitute for profit so ho ho ho, (Moses calls Santa a "prostitute for profit" due to his late-night work schedule, his aforementioned merchandising, and his laugh pattern, stylized as "ho ho ho." MOSES! You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." ), Mo' money is yo' motivation and you know this, (Christmas, and especially Santa Claus, has been criticized for being too centered on merchandising and selling products. before Christ.). In the mid-20th century, a ninth reindeer, Rudolph, was created for the novelty song "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer". I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer You represent sandals and a scraggly beard I'm from the North Pole That's why my rhymes are so cold! (Santa traditionally uses eight reindeer to pull his flying sleigh. "ruminate") or any animal that is not cloven-hoofed but which chews cud, such as pork or, in this case, bacon. You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass. Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker/Rap Meanings. (Moses states he is leaving for the Promised Land of Canaan, which flows with milk, honey, and apparently, drop-dead gorgeous women, or honeys, as he calls them. Stop preaching, homie. The golden calf became a symbol of worship. This is a reference to his actor, Snoop Dogg, being known for smoking weed often.). It was released on December 10th, 2012. ), Christmas is the promised land so get the fuck out, Santa claims that the Promised Land has become Christmas and the religion it stands for, telling Moses to leave. Moses: So much drama in the Israe-L B.C. Or was there something in rule six I didn't understand? ), (Chanukah is a Jewish holiday occurring around Christmastime. As Moses led his fellow Jews to freedom, they could not make and eat bread to satisfy their hunger during their journey, as it would have taken too long to leaven. $0.99 Start your 30-day free trial of Unlimited to listen to this song plus tens of millions more songs. "), ("Mofo" is slang for "motherfucker." people, (Exodus is the book in the Bible that follows Moses's travels in leading the Jews to the Promised Land, and is used to describe the mass departure of the Jewish people. Listen to Moses Vs. Santa Claus by Epic Rap Battles Of History Feat. (Santa enters kids' houses to give them gifts, and he watches kids when they sleep, which Moses draws similarly to that of a stalker and/or pedophile.). I think you need to stop smokin' all that burnin' bush. When I was high up on the mountain, God revealed the truths of the Earth, (According to the Jewish religion, God revealed the Ten Commandments to Moses while he was on Mount Sinai. From the Album Moses vs Santa Claus (feat. BEGIN! That's why my rhymes are so cold! It was released on December 10th, 2012. ), (Christianity is a religion that was created by in worship of Jewish prophet Jesus Christ. Compartir en Facebook Compartir en Twitter. But he never mentioned a fat-ass Papa Smurf. (A shot at the Sixth Commandment, "Thou shalt not kill." Moses VS Santa Claus Epic Rap Battles Of History [Santa Claus] Sweet robes, Obi Wan-too-many days in the sun Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to â¦ (Santa read about Moses's religion, Judaism, and he finds it very strict. geniuslevels - October 23, 2015. ), John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly • Darth Vader vs Hitler • Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris • Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga • Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-il • Justin Bieber vs Beethoven • Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking • Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny • Napoleon vs Napoleon • Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin • Gandalf vs Dumbledore • Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare • Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers • Christopher Columbus vs Captain Kirk • Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD, Hitler vs Vader 2 • Master Chief vs Leonidas • Mario Bros vs Wright Bros • Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley • Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe • Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates • Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury • Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney • Doc Brown vs Doctor Who • Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood • Batman vs Sherlock Holmes • Moses vs Santa Claus • Adam vs Eve • Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. • Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison • Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong • Mozart vs Skrillex • Rasputin vs Stalin, Hitler vs Vader 3 • Blackbeard vs Al Capone • Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc • Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso • Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali • Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge • Rick Grimes vs Walter White • Goku vs Superman • Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe • Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye • George Washington vs William Wallace • Artists vs TMNT, Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters • Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde • Zeus vs Thor • Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter • Oprah Winfrey vs Ellen DeGeneres • Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock • Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted • David Copperfield vs Harry Houdini • Terminator vs Robocop • Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers • Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar • Jim Henson vs Stan Lee, J. 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